What a series!
I do not have a job, I do not have money and I do not know the language. What shall I do? Ah! I will marry the second woman because my first wife cannot have children!!!
-- I went on holidays to visit all my family.
-- Ah, you went to Bombay.
-- Bombay? No, Birmingham.
1978!!! Brits, I will miss you.
P.S. The buffet works without a cash register in the school. Was/is it legal?